MORONI MAKEOUTS

Mixtape Time ends with a (gang)bang via the Hottt Slutttz from Gay Mormon Kissing Club. No more I love yous, just a sweet sweet fantasy baby. Also, remember yousendit? Totally forgot it exists but that’s what they sent it via and I think that’s adorable.
MP3:
Number3ofGays
CHEAP LOVE

ButterClock collaborator Emily Church aka SBK has created a mini-mixtape just for Better Than Sex! Proving she’s just as clever with pop mutations as she is with the dreamy visuals she employs, Emy drags together r’n’b and hip-hop into a tricked-out tone perfect for casual satisfaction. Chewy + cheap American Luv, SBK-style. We luv it too.
MP3:
Secret Love Aƒfair
SLOW YR PULSE

Even though it’s a simple idea, everyone I’ve given this to has liked it so you can have it as well. Basically I took oOoOO’s excellent track ‘Hearts’, dropped the pitch, sped it up a wee bit and dropped a load of reverb on it to turn it into a way more melancholic track than it originally was. I dunno, I like it. Maybe you will too.
Mp3:
oOoOO - Hearts (Slowwwwwed Down Mix by Daniel Triangle)
WHY YOUR FEET ARE STOMPING

It’s been a while since I seriously blasted some bass-heavy electro jams. Winter is made for okkvlt stylins’, but lately I’ve had a bit more bounce to the ounce. Could be the warmer weather, could be partying at GERMS, or it could just be that I’ve been drinking coke for the first time in three years since I’ve been too lazy to buy more coffee. Whatever the case, this can has been popping to more than Witch House and psych-drone lately, and here’s a mix I just made to prove it. Some classics, some newer stuff, but all guaranteed to get your booty on the floor tonight. Make my day.
Download BTS - Burn It Off
1. FUKKK OFFF - Love Me Hate Me Kiss Me Kill Me (Gooseflesh Remix)
2. Scanners - Salvation (Dan Sena Blinded by the Light Remix)
3. Beyoncé - Broken-Hearted Girl (Alan Braxe Dub Remix)
4. Oh Shit! & Night Drugs - Everybody Needs (Diamond Cut Remix)
5. The Police - Roxanne (Discotech Remix)
6. Paradiso Girls - Patron Tequila feat. Lil Jon & Eve (THIS Is Remix)
7. NightWaves - Invicible
8. Passion Pit - To Kingdom Come (Grum Vocal Mix)
9. Cassette Kids - Spin (Russ Chimes Big House Remix)
10. Felix Cartel - Popular Music
11. Jupiter One - Countdown (Designer Drugs Remix)
12. Afghan Raiders - Future Thinkers (Nite Cells Remix)
13. The Raveonettes - Last Dance (kap10kurt Dream Mix)
JOIN THE CLUB

It feels like forever since I made a mixtape, but I recently did this one for a friend. I’ve provided a rip because I am awesome and I want you to hear all the cool stuff he gets to hear too. It does include a weirdo drone version of Korn’s ‘Got The Life’, and yes, the irony is so thick you could sculpt it like Play-Doh. But does anyone unironically like Korn? Seems unlikely, but in this economy, can we really afford to authentically like anything? I’m not sure but fucked up if true. Enjoy!
Download: Kid Sportswear - Because We Like You
Side A
Blue Sabbath Black Fiji - Screamin’ Janine B
Haunted Fucking - I Want You
Time Life - Slag III
Altar Eagle - Dogfighting
Part Wild Horses Mane on Both Sides - Earth Song
Golden Cup - Ursa Maior
Side B
Angels In America - AK Layline
Goatfooted - Untitled
Harrius - The Cotton Ring
Kommissar Hjuler & Mama Baer - Got The Life
Hammer of Hathor - Bee
A to Austr - Thumbquake & Earthscrew
Malibu Falcon - Untitled
White Hinterland - My Love
MAGIC SHADES

I hate winter. I fucking hate it. I love Christmas, though, but I can’t really abide temperatures under 50 degrees. “Move to LA and get a boob job, Tit Man. Combine your love of breats with your mistrust of insects and get monster jugs filled with bugs.” Sweet idea, m8, but there’s one problem: I also hate driving, so a place without a decent public transport system is yucky for me. Instead I’ll just keep cranking out the summer-themed compilations, all hazy and nostalgic and just a bit dark. Okkvlt for life, rad as heck druid death awaits me.
Download: Okkvlt Svmmer mini-mix!
I’M SCARED OF GIRLS IRL


I was just slammin’ and jammin’ my dickhead earlier today, and suddenly it occurred to me: “You know who would hate this? Kathleen Hanna.” So, after bashfully covering up my ‘PUSSYBRUTE’ chest tattoo and glaring at my balls for a couple minutes, I started digging up some memories from my love of all things punk and riot grrrl from the ’90s. Together with some old LP knowledge and a few choice selections from the realm of modern punk and garage, I made this compilation of lady-bands. I realize it doesn’t have any Bikini Kill on it, but frankly I don’t need Hanna to read this post and then murder my w33n0rz. :(
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Download: Who Needs Boys When You Have Guitars
FOLLOW THE GOLDEN FOX


A lot of people have been asking me to make another mixtape in the vein of my Fuzzy Wolf Summer cassette-style mix. Well I’m here to tell you: sometimes dreams become reality. Just in time for Fall, behold a new tape of dronegasms, psychedelic meanderings, and lo-fi fuzz, served brisk and slightly washed out. Just like Autumn!
Click to download: Side 1 Side 2
WE HAVE A FUZZ WOLF AND WE KNOW HOW TO USE IT


I made this mixtape just for the rad (and extremely talented!) Laura Wolf, but I’ll share it with you because you’re good people, in a very general sense because I don’t really know most of you. Shove this into your jambox for a summer full of all the fuzzy lo-fi shitgaze, dronegasms and psychedelia you could want!
Click to download!